TINTU MON VS MUTHASSI

Correction

Tintu: I m sleep with dad last night

Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night

Tintu: appo njan urangikazhinjayirikkum teacher vannath alle..?

Muthassi

Tintu: muthashi marichu leave venam

Teachar: ninte muthashi yalle 1 masam munp marichath

Tintu: muthachan veendum ketti !!

Punishment

Tintumon:"Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?"

Teacher:"Orikkalumilla."

Tintumon:"Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!"

Chenda

Tintumon:"Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?"

Achan:"Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum."

Tintumon:"Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku.."

Strong Love

Tintumon to girlfriend: "Theegolangal panju vannalum, Kodumkattu veeshi adichalum njan ninne swantham aakkum…..

Girlfriend: naale varumo chetta?

Tintumon: Nokkatte, mazha illengil varam…

Bio Practical Exam

Tintumon attended bio practical exam.

Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.

Tintumon: I dont know.

Examiner: u fail.

Whats ur name ?

Tintumon: See my leg & tell.

Maths Question

Exam Qn:

IF 2(l+b)=P;

Prove that 4b=P.

Tintumon :

2(l+b)=P

2(ell+b)=P

2(bone+b)=P

taking ‘b’ comon

2b(one+1)=P

2b(2)=P

4b=P!

Tintumonoda kali

professor

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"

tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"

tintumon: "same 2 you"

Interview

malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

kali tintumonnodo???

Future

Teacher asks !!!

children what do u wish to in future?

Vinod–I want to be doctor,

Deepa–I want to be a good mother.

Tintumon– want to help deepa !!.

Mahabharatham

Tintumon: Amme teacherkku bhayankara maraviya.

Amma: Athenna

Tintumon: Teacher boardil Mahabharatham annu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu arennu.

Nithyabhyasi

Teacher : “NITHYABHYASI AANAYE EDUKKUM” ,”MADIYAN MALA CHUMAKKUM”
ethil ninnum enthu manasilayi?

Tintumon : Nithyabhyasi yekkal keman MADIYAN thanne…!

Swargathilekulla Vazhi

Tintu monte schoolil vanna prabashakan tintuvinod stagilekulla vazhi chothikunnu

vazhi kanichukodutha tintuvinodu prabashakan: kutti ente prasankamund ‘SWARKATHILEKULLA VAZHI’ enathanu vishayam.

Tintumon: stagilekulla vazhi ariyatha nigalano swarkathilekulla vazhi kanikunnath

Laziest Inventor

teacher: who is the laziest inventor of all the time ?
Tintumon: the guy who invented snooze in ALARM

Advise

Achan: pinnitta vazhikalilude nadakkarudu ennu parayunnathu enthukondu?

Tintumon: Sneham kondu. PIN ente kaalil tharachu kayarathirikkanalle !

Registration

pathram vayikkunna achan- “ho! keralathil ithavana 653 sthreepeedanam registr cheydhu”
tintumon: ”entammo ippo oru sthree peedanam nadathan registrtion ellam cheyyano dhaivame..”

Tintumonte Veedu

Tintumon: Veetinnu vila kudiyathellam mattiko ente kuutukaran varunnundu.

Amma: Entha, avan moshtikkumo??

Tintumon: Illa. Avanu avante sadhanam kandal manasilakum atha!!

Wife

Teacher : Legal Voting Age For Boys -18 years….Legal Marying Age For Boys-21 Years….What Is Proved?

Tintumon :’Its Tougher to Control A Wife Than country’

Amma

Amma Tintuvinode: “Eda Nee Oru vishyathinenkilum Jaichittuvenum enikku marikkan”

Tintu: Amma marikkathirikkanalle Njaan Onninum Jaikkathathu.

Tintumon Style

Tintu: You look like my Girlfriend.

Girl: (Surprisingly):oh…! What’s your Girlfriend Name?.

Tintumon:I have no Girl friend ,not yet…!!!!

Shabarimala

Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks :
Hey, hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?
Tintu: Ther is no miles in sabarimala, some simhams and pulees..only!

Wrong Answer

Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"

Tintumon: "Wrong answer"

Geography

Teacher: "Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?"

Tintumon: "Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !"

Correction

Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?

English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?

Tintumon: But I asked first!